Happy Birthday Kim

This one goes out to Kimberly P. (second name witheld for various reasons) Kelley who is turning sweet-and-sour 17 today. And so that she know's that I love her more than that punk she calls "honey" or "baby" or (the most degrading of all) "Mike" I decided to write a post for her birthday. Congratulations on turning 17, I swear the coolest thing about being 17 is that if you add the numbers 1 and 7 together you get 8 which is kinda like two zero's sitting on top of each other and if you seperate them and put them side by side you get 00 and if you add 17 to the begining of that you get 1700 which is how much you would pay for a truly awsome computer.

Ahem, well then. Stay away from all those mexican boys (gringo's are cleaner), don't get pregnant, and remember that if you ever need a shoulder to lean on...look before you lean because the owner of that shoulder might decide to walk off at the last second and leave you helplessly falling towardst the ground.

Happy Birthday Kim, have a great year, I love you.