Saturday, February 25, 2006

Wordstock III, SAT I, DMV and other important Acronyms

Wow, i'm gonna be keeping myself busy for a while. Well First things first. I finally got a date to take my SAT, and not a moment too soon. My official testing date is April 1st at 8:00 A.M. in the Spring Highschool in Texas.
Unfortunatly in order to go I need a quality photo I.D. That means I gotta go down to the DMV and get an I.D and I gotta get it soon. It shouldn't be too much of a problem. But finding a day when there's a free driver to do that is almost impossible. I also hear I.D's can take several weeks to get to you, so It better be in time.
Anyway, when all that is handled and I take my test (and hopefully get a high enough score) then my school will send me a Diploma. And that needs to happen before March 10th. The reason? It's Wordstock III! And besides music, fellowship, food, and all that jazz, it's also going to be a location for the second Graduation/Prom. Only this time it will be for a whole lot more ppl. And I will be up there in cap and gown, just one year after my scholastically challenged sister (it should have been the same year mind you, not my fault) proudly walking up onto stage, being watched by hundreds of beaty eyes, scores of Jett, Jr, and Sr girls commenting on my rugged good looks, beautiful long hair, and godlike intelligence. And why not, after all, i'm only 16 and i'll be graduating from 12th grade (don't get me started on all the delinquints that only go till 10th grade, and it takes them longer too! HA!).
On that note let me say a short prayer that my pride will not be my downfall. Without a passing score on this test, I do not get a diploma, and I do not get to graduate, and I do not get to be adored by hundreds, and...wait, i'll still be adored by hundreds. You'd never think a nerd could be so popular. Anyway all this to say, Wordstock III will be an event you shouldn't miss, so will the taking of my test. And as for the other Acronyms I mentioned...seriously, live in the family for a week. The family needs an Acronym key. It could fill an entire book. 300 pages so you no longer get confused when someone says "i'm on the CGO board and my Home took our HER fund and spent it to bribe the CROS and the RS's to keep us on FD status and not demote us to MM or FM! But thank god we're not in the days of the RNR where, at the TTC, the VS's told us that if they cought us bribing one of them again then WS would riot and stop sending out GN's!!!"

23 Comments:

At 9:35 PM, Blogger Living My Fairytale said...

First off, I'd like to remind you that April 1st is April Fools Day...so if I were you I'd check into the validity of that...
Nextly (no...it's NOT a word), I was in the graduation last year even though I had REALLY graduated like 2 years before it. Plus, the reason you graduated so early has nothing to do with you surpassing my brainpower, simply all the time you had on your hands. And I only didn't graduate sooner because I didn't think I had to. I was going to get my GED.
ANYWAY!!! Fool. Thirdliest, I'm going to try and attend Wordstock as a big 8 month pregnant lady and I will have the beadiest eyes looking at you, not with adoration, but with one raised eyebrow in scorn, wondering if anyone else notices that you have a big pimpulae on your nose and that your cap is on backwards.
Fourthedest. Shut up.

 
At 9:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I'm gonna have to say...yea, towards the april fools thing. (your not so smart after all are ya, couldn't even figure that out) Oh yea!!! The DUMBEST of them all. Was saying that it takes a couple weeks sometimes to get your ID? hahahahahaha. DUMBASS!! Well, in your case, it may, considering how many cameras they will have to fix after your HIDEOUS face destroys them! haha. Plus it could take you weeks to sign your signature with your intelligence level. For normal people, you get it right away, maybe 15 minutes..heh.
Fifthleessisteh, yah, shut up!

 
At 9:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

66Sixthliest, I'm better looking then you! And there's nothing rong with grajewating in 10enth grad! Ok pal, JAKAS!

 
At 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YAH! IDIOT!

 
At 11:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be such a smart ass, I'm pretty sure I graduated at 16 too.

Three weeks for an ID card...LMAO...not unless Texas is waaay behind the rest of the country..try 15 minutes.

And as far as acronyms go...I believe the "TRF" in "TRF Supporter" was an acronym for an acronym.

 
At 2:31 AM, Blogger BarbarianDave said...

Texas, being the more idiotic state of the fifty, issuses a temporary ID. Unlike Florida they won't just print one up for you at the D.P.S. office. It takes about 2 weeks to recieve your photo ID in the mail. If you can't get a certified driver to take you take a bus or cab and just take the money from your fundraising bucket. Worked for me!
I always thought it was funny when people used TYJ. Has thanking God become that mundane? Why even bother if you can put enough effort in to use thee whole word.

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger Class Clown said...

HAHA Jesse just got roasted. Not so smart now that everyone is just as good as you, and btw you may be smarter then at least me... but im better looking :D

 
At 1:23 AM, Blogger Blog God said...

thanks for that dave. It's nice to have someone who know's what their talking about say something.
So many ignorant fools who have no idea what they are talking about. Sigh.
And clare, you may have graduated at 16, but it was still only from 10th grade. :p

 
At 1:55 AM, Blogger Living My Fairytale said...

are you sure, Dave? I think you're wrong. Oh well, TYJ!
Snicker

 
At 5:21 PM, Blogger Class Clown said...

I hope david is wrong, because i love seeing Jesse lose at his own game. BOUT TIME NERD!

 
At 8:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesse is not a nerd. I am, having graduated from high school at 15...

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger Class Clown said...

ooooook then, your both nerds.

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Blog God said...

There's nothing wrong with being a nerd, just as long as your ok with your nerdiness.
And, more importantly, if other ppl are ok with it.

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger BarbarianDave said...

I say you haven't really graduated from highschool until you've scored with someone of the opposite sex.

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger BarbarianDave said...

By the way........I'm right on this one!( but that should be a given)

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger Blog God said...

that's probably true, but why would I tell you everything that's going on in my life? Like how often I "score with members of the opposite sex"?

 
At 5:13 PM, Blogger Class Clown said...

Dont try and make it seem like you actually have.

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger Jason said...

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At 6:49 PM, Blogger Jason said...

at least he's motivating people to complete a basic education. There are so many stupid people in my home, that it's become a new look

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger Blog God said...

Just in your home? Try the world. We live with people (well particularly one person) who is intellectually on par with the 5 year olds in our home.

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Blog God said...

he's 16 by the way...and has short orange hair...and glasses...and he might be going to your home. Move out while you still can.

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesse, I hate to break it to you, but I graduated with a highschool diploma, meaning I filled all the requirments for a highschool education.

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger Blog God said...

Yeah, but it took a G.E.D to get it. Whether you believe it or not, having a diploma via the GED is generally looked down upon in comparison to those who are not required to take it.

 

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